{"id":100853,"date":"2014-11-21T07:00:10","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T12:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dietsinreview.com\/diet_column\/?p=100853"},"modified":"2014-11-19T15:34:46","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T20:34:46","slug":"the-16-most-hilariously-terrifying-holiday-fitness-stock-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dietsinreview.com\/diet_column\/11\/the-16-most-hilariously-terrifying-holiday-fitness-stock-photos\/","title":{"rendered":"The 16 Most Hilariously Terrifying Holiday Fitness Stock Photos"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’d like to sit in on the photoshoot brainstorming where someone sees a need for poorly dressed, overly excitable models to pose for completely unrealistic holiday pictures. We’ve consolidated the 16 best (or worst) images (17 if you count the thumbs-up weight loss gal) so that you can join us in shuddering to some pure unadulterated what the Frosty is going on here<\/em> confusion. Try to focus on happy sugar plums or sing a line of “Jingle Bells” if necessary…<\/p>\n

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Ho-ho-hold on a second. I don\u2019t want anyone like this sliding down my chimney.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Because one creepy Santa photo isn’t enough.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Help your kids eat more veggies by putting a terrifying Santa on top! A day’s worth of vitamins with a side of nightmares.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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What\u2019s worse, this outfit or the fact that she\u2019s trying to run barefoot? (Hint: the outfit)<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"6<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cI hope these giant Aladdin pants help me find inner peace and a hot new girlfriend this season. I look good<\/em>.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"7<\/a><\/p>\n

What a better time to practice your splits than by the tree! Let\u2019s hear it for flexibility, presents, tacky tights, and inappropriate enthusiasm!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m not sure where she\u2019s working out, but I\u2019m pretty sure that skirt doesn\u2019t stay on for much longer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"9<\/a><\/p>\n

It’s the ornament that warms hearts and really makes the season real for the whole family.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"10<\/a><\/p>\n

Wine and friends and wine and feasts and ALL THE WINE! More wine!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"11<\/a><\/p>\n

Redefining the air guitar? Auditioning for the Rockettes? Performing some disturbing hamstring stretch in go-go boots? We may never know.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"12<\/a><\/p>\n

Two thumbs up for winter, hockey skates, giant headbands, classic sweaters, and… falling down?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"13<\/a><\/p>\n

Sorry, but we needed just one more creepy, cock-eyed, gym rat Santa. That is all we want for Christmas!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"14<\/a><\/p>\n

Eat up kids, I\u2019ve laced the turkey so you can\u2019t tell how ridiculous you look in these crowns.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I mean, honestly\u2026.WHAT<\/em> are you doing?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Has anyone seen Gone Girl? I\u2019m not quite sure that knife is for the turkey\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No wonder they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. He was insane.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Also Read:<\/strong><\/p>\n

17 Most LOL Food and Fitness Puns<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

7 Lessons Dr. Seuss Taught Us About Wellness<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Fact Checking Your Food Coma: 8 Thanksgiving Myths Debunked<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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